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I’d rather get swine flu or an eating disorder than write this essay

That’s because you know either way, you’d lose weight!

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Words to live by..

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kari-shma: (via: Amazing Posts)

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. Never buy a car you can’t push.
10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
11. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
12. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
13. The Second mouse gets the cheese
14. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
15. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.
16. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
19. We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
21. Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

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My mom plays farmville

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The fattest Thanksgiving of them all.

Dear Tumblr,

I had the fattest of fattest of Thanksgivings ever in my entire life. First of all, I enjoyed three thanksgiving dinners: Citylife Potluck, Cornerstone Potluck, and finally, BU-People-Who-Didn’t-Go-Home-But-Lamely-stayed-in-Boston Potluck. The first one was OK. The second was bomb-diggity. And the third was heiferlishous bumba ross clot awesome. I don’t know what bumba ross clot exactly means but I heard it in “Precious,” which I must say, is an amazing movie. It’s not as depressing as you might think but it is breathtaking. Not cliche in the singlest bit. People have complained that it’s just like any other poor black kid movie but it’s not. It puts you in perspective of Precious’ plight, the real sins of poverty, and FREAKING monique was sooooo good!

I made green bean casserole and mac and cheese. The mac and cheese is highly dangerous. It’s so… so…. so… so… fatty. After I cooked it, I didn’t want to eat anymore. I already felt so fat from breathing in its aroma from the cooking. Let me just say, if you combine ALL our dishes and try to calculate the amount of butter we all used… I’d have to say it’s probably like 5 gallons worth. Just kidding. I don’t know but still something obscene.

Senior year is almost half way done. I kind of feel like I’m playing this semester safe. It’s a wise decision and it leaves me plenty of room to reflect. Sometimes, I think about who I’ll still keep in contact with and who, realistically, I won’t keep in contact with. It’s weird. But as much as I love my BU friends, I realized that I can’t latch onto them. These people cannot serve as my idols. I have a bigger, crazier purpose to follow, which means, I’m going to go crazy next semester. Crazy. I’m going to daring things. I’m not sure what. Maybe I’ll spend two weeks in the winter just sleeping outside with the homeless. Just kidding. Who knows? I just know there are so many beautiful people in the world. I want to meet all of them.

Love,

Jinyoung

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