love it or hate it

there are no shades of gray

I hate when there is too much work or no work.. 

Don’t you just hate it when everyone hands you a bunch of things to do at work? And don’t you hate when there is NOTHING to do at work? Gosh, why can’t we ever find a good balance in between?!

I hate when men sit like this.. 

I really hate it when I’m on the subway and a man sits with his legs wide open.  Your penis and balls aren’t that big, and no, they don’t need room to breathe.  So shut up, and close them so other people have room to sit down.

I hate when people drag their jeans 

Hem it, staple it, safety pin it, do something with it!  Stop mopping up the streets with the hem of your pants!  It’s disgusting, it looks disgusting, and it’s not looking cool to anybody!!!

I hate salad eating chicks 

I can’t stand those women who order a salad and eat a few pieces of leaves and say they’re full.  Everyone knows you’re eyeballing that steak, just order the god damn thing!

I (really) love a man in a suit 

Especially if he’s as delicious looking as Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Remember the kiss scene between him and Ellen Page in Inception?

“Quick, give me a kiss.”
*Kiss*
“They’re still looking at us.”
“Yeah, it was worth a shot.”

I wish I were her :(

I hate it when eyeliners get used as an eye shadow 

The eyeliner is used to accentuate, define, or outline the eyes.  It does not replace eyeshadow, so stop slabbing on eyeliner like it’s a fat piece of black cray-pas!